Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Jokes

Why can't the sailors play cards? Because the captain is standing on the deck!

Here are a couple more jokes.

Why aren't teddy bears ever hungry? Because they are always stuffed!

What type of key can't unlock a door? A mon~key

What game should you never play while you are fishing? Go Fish. Get it?

What do you call $10,000 worth of jewels? $10,000 worth of jewels! Haha!

What do cat's call Longfellow? Longfur! Hahaha




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